Dowry Jokes

10. Marrying a blond is a sin. Making love to a blond is a partial sin.

9. Pre-marital sex is a sin. Marital sex is a partial sin.

8. Taking dowry is a sin. Giving dowry is a partial sin.

7. Bullying one's wife is a sin. Having to submit is a partial sin.

6. Gambling is a sin. Playing cards is a partial sin.

5. Drinking is a sin. Smoking is a partial sin.

4. Eating beef is a sin. Eating pork is a partial sin.

3. Hurting a cow is a sin. Hurting insects is a partial sin.

2. Not phoning home is a sin. Running up a huge bill is a partial sin.

1. Forgetting first language is a sin. Speaking with an accent is a partial sin.

10. Marrying a blond is a sin. Making love to a blond is a partial sin. 9. Pre-marital sex is a sin. Marital sex is a partial sin. 8. Taking dowry is a sin. Giving dowry is a partial sin. 7. Bullying one's wife is a sin. Having to submit is a partial sin. 6. Gambling is a sin. Playing cards is a partial sin. 5. Drinking is a sin. Smoking is a partial sin. 4. Eating beef is a sin. Eating pork is a partial sin. 3. Hurting a cow is a sin. Hurting insects is a partial sin. 2. Not phoning home is a sin. Running up a huge bill is a partial sin. 1. Forgetting first language is a sin. Speaking with an accent is a partial sin.

A RICH businessman was telling friends his plans for his three unmarried daughters. "I've put aside Rs. 2, 00, 000 for Savita who's22, a Rs. 4, 00, 000 dowry for Vinita, who's 27 and Rs. 8, 00, 000 for Namita who's 36."
"Sir," said an ambitious young bachelor, "do you have a daughter who's 50?"