Draftee Jokes

A draftee, fleeing the military base, was being chased by two military policemen. He ran into a convent courtyard where he saw a nun, seated on a bench under a tree, reading a book.
"Sister, help," he pleaded. "please hide me. The M.P.'s are chasing me and I don't want to be drafted.
"Quick," said the Sister, lifting her skirt, "hide under here."
A few moments later, the M.P.'s approached the Sister and asked if she had seen anyone. "No," she replied.
As soon as they left, she told the young man it was safe to come out. He thanked her and said, "You know Sister, for a nun, you have a darn nice pair of legs."
Grinning, she replied, "Had you reached up a little further, you would have found a nice set of balls too. I don't plan on being drafted either!"

Two military policemen were chasing a fleeing draftee from The military base. The draftee ran into the courtyard of a convent where a nun Was seated on a round bench beneath a tree quietly reading a book. He said to her "quick sister, please hide me I don't want to be Drafted and the m.p.'s are chasing me!"

She lifted up her skirts and said hide under my skirt. The two policemen came By and asked if she had seen anyone. She replied "no"

After they left she told the young boy to come out all was OK He said you have a nice set of legs for a nun!

She replied if you reach up a Little farther you'll find a set of balls! I'm not going to be drafted either!

Two military policemen were chasing a fleeing draftee from The military base.
The draftee ran into the courtyard of a convent where a nun was seated on a round bench beneath a tree quietly reading a book. He said to her "quick sister, please hide me I don't want to be Drafted and the MP's are chasing me!" She lifted up her skirts and said hide under my skirt.
The two policemen came By and asked if she had seen anyone. She replied "no".
After they left she told the young boy to come out all was OK He said you have a nice set of legs for a nun! She replied if you reach up a little farther you'll find a set of balls! I'm not going to be drafted either!

Two military policemen were chasing a fleeing draftee from the military base. The draftee ran into the courtyard of a convent. He saw a nun seated on a round bench beneath a tree, quietly reading a book.
He said to her, "Quick sister, please hide me I don't want to be drafted, and the M.P.'s are chasing me!"
She lifted up her skirt and said, "Quick hide under here."
The two policemen came by and asked if she had seen anyone. She replied, "No."
After they left she told the young man to come out and that everything was going to be OK.
He thanked her and said, "You have a nice set of legs for a nun!"
She replied, "If you reach up a little farther you'll find a nice set of balls, too. I'm not going to be drafted either!"

A draftee went in for his physical wearing a truss and with a little convincing acting got his papers marked M. E. for Medically Exempt. Afterward a friend borrowed the truss to wear for his physical. At the end of the examination the doctor stamped M. E. on his papers."Does that mean Im medically exempt?" he asked."No," answered the doctor. "M. E. stands for Middle East. Anyone who can wear a truss upside down can certainly ride a camel."