"Fleeing Draftee" joke
A draftee, fleeing the military base, was being chased by two military policemen. He ran into a convent courtyard where he saw a nun, seated on a bench under a tree, reading a book.
"Sister, help," he pleaded. "please hide me. The M.P.'s are chasing me and I don't want to be drafted.
"Quick," said the Sister, lifting her skirt, "hide under here."
A few moments later, the M.P.'s approached the Sister and asked if she had seen anyone. "No," she replied.
As soon as they left, she told the young man it was safe to come out. He thanked her and said, "You know Sister, for a nun, you have a darn nice pair of legs."
Grinning, she replied, "Had you reached up a little further, you would have found a nice set of balls too. I don't plan on being drafted either!"
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