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A Chinese man had three daughters, he asked his eldest daughter what kind of man she would like to marry."I would like to marry a man with three dragons on his chest", said the eldest daughter.He then asked his second daughter who she would like to marry.
"I would like to marry a man with two dragons on his chest", said the second daughter.He finally asked his youngest daughter who she would like to marry."I would like to marry a man with one draggin' on the ground", said the youngest daughter.
A Chinese man had three daughters, he asked his eldest daughter
what kind of man she would like to marry.
"I would like to marry a man with three dragons on his chest,"
said the eldest daughter.
He then asked his second daughter who she would like to marry.
"I would like to marry a man with two dragons on his chest,"
said the second daughter.
He finally asked his youngest daughter who she would like to
marry.
The youngest daughter replies, "I would like to marry a man
with one draggin' on the ground."
A Chinese man had three daughters. He asked his eldest daughter what kind of man she would like to marry.
"I would like to marry a man with three dragons on his chest", said the eldest daughter.
He then asked his second daughter what kind of man she would like to marry.
"I would like to marry a man with two dragons on his chest", said the second daughter.
He finally asked his youngest daughter what kind of man she would like to marry.
"I would like to marry a man with one draggin' on the ground!", said the youngest daughter.
A Chinese man had three daughters; he asked his eldest daughter what kind of man she would like to marry. "I would like to marry a man with three dragons on his chest", said the eldest daughter. He then asked his second daughter whom she would like to marry. "I would like to marry a man with two dragons on his chest", said the second daughter. He finally asked his youngest daughter whom she would like to marry. "I would like to marry a man with one draggin' on the ground", said the youngest daughter.
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Three Chinese women go to see Buddha. The first one says,
"Buddha, I want a man with three dragons on his chest. The second woman says, "Buddha, I want a man with two dragons on his chest." The third woman says. "Buddha I want a man with one dragging on the ground.