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Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children whilethey were drawing. She walked around to look at the artwork. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she askedwhat the drawing was. The girl replied, "Im drawing God."The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like. Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing the girlreplied, "They will in a minute."
A team of archaeologists was excavating in Israel when they came upon a cave. Written on the wall of the cave were the following symbols in order of appearance: A dog, a donkey, a shovel, a fish, a Star of David. They decided that this was a unique find and the writings were at least more than three thousand years old. They chopped out the piece of stone and had it brought to the museum where archaeologists from all over the world came to study the ancient symbols. They held a huge meeting after months of conferences to discuss what they could agree was the meaning of the markings. The President of their Society stood up and pointed at the first drawing and said, "This looks like a dog. We can judge that this was a highly intelligent race as they knew how to have animals for companionship. To prove this statement you can see that the next symbol resembles a donkey, so, they were even smart enough to have animals help them till the soil. The next drawing looks like a shovel of more...
A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they drew. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's artwork. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing the girl replied, "They will in a minute."
A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children whilethey were drawing. She walked around to look at the artwork. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she askedwhat the drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like. Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing the girlreplied, "They will in a minute."
One Day Aparna Was Given Homework, That Was, To Draw A Horse Drawing It's Cart. She Only Drew A Horse. The Next Day She Went To The Teacher To Get It Checked. Aparna: Sir, This Is What I Drew... Have A Look Please"
Teacher: Where Is The Cart? I Told You To Draw A Horse Drawing It's Cart".
Aparna: Sir, You Told Me To Draw A Horse Drawing It's Cart. I Drew The Horse, But, The Horse Will Have To Draw It's Own Cart"
A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She walked around to look at the artwork. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like. Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing the girl replied, "They will in a minute."