Dream Jokes / Recent Jokes

I'm perpetually exhausted," Joe told the psychiatrist. "Every night, I dream I'm driving a truck from Galveston to Chicago and in the morning, I wake up dead tired."
"Beginning tonight," advised the analyst, "you stop at Tulsa and I'll take it on to Chicago."
Later, at a bar, the relieved patient listened to a friend's problem. "Each night," related his buddy, "I dream that I'm being forced to satisfy four beautiful women. It's killing me."
Joe recommended his psychiatrist; but the next time the acquaintance came around, he was in worse shape than ever.
"What happened?" Joe asked him. "Didn't my shrink do anything about your problem?"
"Oh, he took away the chicks, all right," moaned the guy, "but now every night I dream I've picked up a damn truck in Tulsa and I have to drive it all the way to Chicago."

Why do black people have nightmares?
Because the last one that had a dream got killed!

Saddam Hussein phoned President Bush and said, "George, I called you because I had this incredible dream last night. I could see all of America, and it was beautiful and on top of every building, there was a beautiful banner."
Bush asked, "What was on the banner?"

Saddam responded, "It said Allah is God, and God is Allah." Bush said, "You know, Saddam, I'm really glad you called, because last night I had a dream too. I could see all of Baghdad, and it was even more beautiful than before the war. It had been completely rebuilt, and on every building there was also a beautiful banner." Saddam said, "What was on the banner?" Bush replied, "I really don't know. I don't read Hebrew."

Three travling salesmen needed a place to stay and found themselves at a small motel. The motel manager told them he only has one romm avalible with one bed. So all them men decide to sleep in the bed together. The next morning the man on the left side of the bed says
" Last night i had the best dream, a beatiful women was giving me a handjob."
The man on the other side os the bed says
" What a conincedence, I also had a dream that I was getting a handjob.
Then the man in the middle of the bed says
" Well I had a dream that I was skiing. "

Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!"

Andy: "Doc, I had the worst dream of my life last night. I dreamed I was with twelve of the most beautiful chorus girls in the world. Blondes, brunettes, redheads, all dancing in a row." Doctor: "Hold it, Andy. That doesn't sound so terrible." Andy: Oh yeah? In the dream, I was the third girl from the end."

I dream of a better tomorrow... where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.