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A fresh-faced lad, on the eve of his wedding night, goes to his mother with the following question. "Mom, why are wedding dresses white?"
The mother looked at her son and replied, "Son, this shows the town that your bride is pure."
The son thanked his mom and goes off to double-check this with his father. "Dad, why are wedding dresses white?"
The father looked at his son in surprise and said, "Son, all household appliances come in white."

A fresh-faced lad on the eve of his wedding night asks his mother, "Mom, why are wedding dresses white?" The mother looks at her son and replies, "Son, this shows the town that your bride is pure." The son thanks his mom, and then seeks his father opinion, "Dad, why are wedding dresses white?" The father looks at his son in surprise and says, "Son, all household appliances come in white."

My wife dresses to kill. Too bad she cooks the same way.