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It was summertime, and, to keep his dullard of a son out of trouble, Mr. Petrich gave him five dollars and sent him on a wild goose chase. "Take this," he said, "and buy me as much what's what as you can."
Nodding obediently, the young man set off. Since he had no mortal foggy notion what he was looking for, he figured it might be a food and stopped at the grocery store.
"Excuse me," he said to a clerk, "but I'd like to buy what's what."
Sensing that the boy was a real rube, the clerk decided to have some fun with him. Pointing across the street to a house with a red light, he said, "Fellah, you'll find what you're looking for there."
Thanking him and hustling over, the boy rang the bell. Much to his surprise, a volupruouj woman opened the door. She was naked, andjl as he had never seen a woman's privates befbregf he stammered, "G-Gee, what's th-that?"
"What's what?" she asked.
The boy more...