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Yo Mama is so dumb it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes!

A Texan convicted of robbery worked out a deal to pay $9600 in damages rather than serve a two-year prison sentence. For payment, he provided the court a forged check. He got his prison term back, plus eight more years.

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man +smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man +dumb woman =pregnancy
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss +smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can
spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at more...

Dumb Kansas laws and humor, relating to many aspects of the state, its weather, and its people.

Kansas Crazy Law If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed.

Yo Mama is so dumb when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not permitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends!

Dumb Kentucky laws and humor, relating to many aspects of the state, its weather, and its people.

Kentucky Crazy Law

8 dumb headlines!
Can you figure out what they are trying to say?
1. Subway Finds Dirtier Subways After Cleaning Jobs Were Cut -New York times
2. Study Finds Sex, Pregnancy Link -Cornell Daily Sun
3. Low Wages Said Key To Poverty -Newsday
4. Malls Try To Atract Shoppers- Baltimore Sun
5. Official: Only Rain Will Cure Drought -Westport Herald News
6. Teenage Girls Often Have Babies Fathered By Men- Oregonian
7. Man Shoots Neighbor With Machete
8. Free Advice: Bundle Up When Out In The Cold -Lexington Herald-Leader