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Dumb Mississippi laws and humor, relating to many aspects of the state, its weather, and its people.

Mississippi Crazy Law Vagrancy is punishable by either 30 days in prison or a $201 fine. -Sec. 97-35-37

Q. What do you call 15 blonde's in a circle?
A. A dope ring.
Q. Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde are walking down the street when they spot a $10 bill. Who picks it up?
A1. The dumb blonde! because, there is no such thing as Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, or a smart blonde.
A2. None of them. There is no such thing as Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy or a smart blonde and the dumb blonde thought it was a gum wrapper.
Q. If a blonde and a brunette are tossed off a building, who hits the ground first?
A. The brunette. The blonde has to stop to ask for directions.
Q. What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimer's disease?
A. Her IQ goes up!
Q. What's the difference between Indiana and a blonde?
A. A blonde has larger hills and deeper valleys.
Q. What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common?
A. Chances are they'll both end up in the gutter.
Q. What did the blonde's mom say to her before the more...

Yo Mama is so dumb she took a spoon to the superbowl!

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes, because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.
---Dolly Parton---

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.
---Erica Jong---

I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hrs. I don't even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hrs.
---Rita Rudner---

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide to ruin our carpet or our lives.
---Rita Rudner---

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
---Erma Bombeck---

If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them.
---Sue Grafton---

I think----therefore I'm single.
---Lizz Winstead---

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
---Elayne more...

Dumb Missouri laws and humor, relating to many aspects of the state, its weather, and its people.

Missouri Crazy Law It is not illegal to speed. (Repealed)

Buckner

Yo Mama is so dumb she called Dan Quayle for a spell check!

Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained, "It's the pharmacist, he insulted me terribly this morning on the phone."

Immediately the husband drove downtown to the pharmacy to demand an apology. Before he could say more than a word or two, the pharmacist told him, "Now, just a minute, listen to my side of it."

"This morning the alarm failed to go off, so I was late getting up. I hurried out to the car, but I'll be damned if I didn't lock the house with both house and car keys inside. I had to break a window to get my keys. Driving a little too fast, I got a speeding ticket. Then, about three blocks from the store I had a flat tire.

When I finally got to the store there was a bunch of people waiting for me to open up. I got the store opened and started waiting on these people, and all the time the darn phone was ringing its head more...