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Dumb Michigan laws and humor, relating to many aspects of the state, its weather, and its people.

Michigan Crazy Law You may not swear in front of women and children in the state of Michigan.

Yo Mama is so dumb she asked you, "What is the number for 911?"

A young peasant girl of fourteen went to work in a broom factory. After 2 months she gave the boss a two-week notice. The boss was quite unhappy to let her go since she was hard working, knew her tasks etc. He called her into his office, "But why?" he asked.

"Nothin, I just wanna quit that's all," she said sullenly.

"Look, I'll give you a raise."

"No," she said.

"You can't just quit like that. There must be a reason. Tell me."

"Okay if you must know..." said the girl, and she took off her underwear and pointed to her pubic hair, "Look I haven't had this before, it's the broom's bristles, I tell you..."

Tickled by her innocence, he too took off his underwear and showed his, and said, "Ha ha...my dear it's nature. Look I have it too...."

"Oh no!" the girl cried, "I can't wait two weeks, I quit now! Not only do you more...

Smart man + Smart Woman = Romance Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Affair Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Marriage

Dumb Minnesota laws and humor, relating to many aspects of the state, its weather, and its people.

Minnesota Crazy Law Citizens may not enter Wisconsin with a chicken on their head.

All bathtubs must have feet.

Yo Mama is so dumb she got stabbed in a shoot out!

Santa Clause, the Tooth Fary, a Smart Blonde, and a Dumb Blonde were walking on a sidewalk when they all saw a 100 dollar bill. Who picked it up?
The Dumb Blonde. Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy and a Smart Blonde dont exist!