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Dumb Georgia laws and humor, relating to many aspects of the state, its weather, and its people.

Georgia Crazy Law Members of the state assembly cannot be ticketed for speeding while the state assembly is in session.

Yo Mama is so dumb she stole free bread!

Dumb Hawaii laws and humor, relating to many aspects of the state, its weather, and its people.

Hawaii Crazy Law Coins are not allowed to be placed in one's ears.

A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde. Her friend tells her "go do something to prove them wrong! Why don't you learn all the state capitals or something?"The blonde thinks this is a great idea, and locks herself up for two weeks studying.The next party she goes to, some guy is making dumb blonde comments to her. She gets all indignant and claims, "I'm NOT a dumb blonde. In fact, I can name ALL the state capitals!"The guy doesn't believe her, so she dares him to test her.He says "Okay, what's the Capital of Montana?"The blonde tosses her hair in triumph and says, "That's easy! It's M!"

Yo Mama is so dumb she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners!

How did the blonde try to kill the bird... she threw it off of a cliff. How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves... she fell out of the tree. How did the blonde die, drinking milk... the cow stepped on her. How did the blonde burn her nose... bobbing for french fries. Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers every month... the instructions stated, "good for up to 20 pounds". Why do blondes have see-through lunch box tops... so they can tell if they are going to work or going home, while on the bus. Why do men like blonde jokes... it is one thing they can understand. Why do blondes like lightning... they think someone is taking their picture. Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces... from eating with forks. Why do blondes have more fun... they are easier to keep amused. What do you call a brunette with a blonde on both sides... an interpreter. What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer... frosted flakes. What do you call a fly buzzing inside a more...

Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar. His first friend says:' I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren't mine.'

His second friend says:' I think my wife is having an affair with the plummer the other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn't mine.'

Paddy says:' I think my wife is having an affair with a horse.' Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief.' No I'm serious. The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed.'