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Dumb Idaho laws and humor, relating to many aspects of the state, its weather, and its people.

Idaho Crazy Law Riding a merry-go-round on Sundays is considered a crime.

Yo Mama is so dumb she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!

A German, an Italian, and a goofy American were trying to get into the stadium at the Sydney Olympics, but the seats were all sold out. The enterprising German stripped down to his shorts and undershirt, picked up a cane fishing pole in a nearby alley, and marched right in stating boldly, "Heinrich Schneider, Germany, Pole Vault."

Noting the ease of entry, the Italian took off his outer garments, grabbed a large round stone, then just as boldly strode in the gate, announcing, "Pasquale Galento, Italy, Shot Put."

Not to be outdone, the American guy took off all but his BVD'S, went into a nearby hardward store were he purchased some barb-wire. As he approached the gate the American spoke out confidently, "Hans Dumbkopfski, USA,, Fencing."

Dumb Illinois laws and humor, relating to many aspects of the state, its weather, and its people.

Illinois Crazy Law The English language is not to be spoken.

Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
A: So brunettes can remember them.

Knicks coach Isiah Thomas criticized Knicks fans for being dumb. And he’s right – you’d have to be dumb to root for a team coached by Isiah Thomas.

Yo Mama is so dumb she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home!