Dumb Laws Jokes / Recent Jokes
At one time, margarine was illegal. While all cheese making requires a license, Limburger cheese making requires a master cheese maker's license. It is illegal to kiss on a train. It is illegal to wake a fireman when he is asleep.It is illegal to cut a woman's hair. You must manually flush all urinals in a building. Butter substitutes are not allowed to be served in state prisons. Whenever two trains meet at an intersection of said tracks, neither shall proceed until the other has. As people used to smuggle it in from Illinois, all yellow butter substitute is banned. State Law made it illegal to serve apple pie in public restaurants without cheese. La Crosse: It is illegal to tie up your horse along Third Street (Now a major bar strip).La Crosse: It is illegal to display an unclothed mannequin in a store window. La Crosse: It is illegal to play checkers in public. La Crosse: You cannot "worry a squirrel." Milwaukee: An old ordinance forbids parking for over two hours unless more...
You may not take a picture of a rabbit during the month of June.It is illegal for women to stand within five feet of a bar while drinking. It is illegal to wear a hat that obstructs people's view in a public theater or place of amusement. Cheyenne Citizens may not take showers on Wednesdays.
In Minnesota, it`s illegal to tease skunks. (As if being sprayed weren`t enough of a deterrent.)(Minnesota Dumb Laws)
Citizens may not enter Wisconsin with a chicken on their head.(Minnesota Dumb Laws)
It's illegal for a shooting gallery to offer liquor as a prize. The shooter might want to come back after drinking the prize and try again.All residents may be fined as a result of not owning a boat. Coins are not allowed to be placed in one's ears. It used to be the law in Hawaii that children had to obey all "lawful and moral" commands of their parents.In Hawaii it is illegal to get a tattoo behind your ear or on your eyelid unless in the presence of a registered physician. Honolulu: Within the limits of any public park, it is unlawful to annoy any bird.
Lodi: It is illegal to own or sell "Silly String".(Dumb Laws - California)
Fireworks stores may not sell fireworks to Pennsylvania residents. Ministers are forbidden from performing marriages when either the bride or groom is drunk. You may not catch a fish with your hands. You may not catch a fish by any body part except the mouth. Dynamite is not to be used to catch fish. Though you do not need a fishing license to fish on your own land, but a hunting license is required to hunt on your own land. It is illegal to have over 16 women live in a house together because that constitutes a brothel. However up to • 120 men can live together, without breaking the law.The state law of Pennsylvania prohibits singing in the bathtub.A special cleaning ordinance bans homemakers from hiding dirt and dust under a rug in a dwelling.No man may purchase alcohol without written consent from his wife.It is contrary to Pennsylvania law to discharge a gun, cannon, revolver or other explosive weapon at a wedding. Any motorist driving along a country road at night must stop more...