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When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone. It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing. You can be legally married by publicly introducing a person as your husband or wife 3 times. It is illegal to drive without windshield wipers. You don't need a windshield, but you must have the wipers. It is illegal to milk another person's cow.It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel. A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed. It is unlawful for a person to consume an alcoholic beverage while operating a motor vehicle upon a public roadway, if the person is observed doing so by a peace officer. The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.Abilene: more...
Hunting camels is prohibited. There is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus. When being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person posseses. It is illegal for men and women over the age of 18 to have less than one missing tooth visible when smiling.Cards may not be played in the street with a Native American.Any misdemeanor committed while wearing a red mask is considered a felony (This goes back in the days of the Wild West). Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.It is unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water. In Arizona it is illegal to take naked photographs before noon on Sunday.In 1985, an Arizona legislator proposed that each candidate for the legislature take a reading and an I.Q. test three months before the election. The scores would have been posted on the ballot, had the bill passed. But a majority of legislators, for whatever reason, voted it down. Glendale: Cars may not be driven in more...
A man with a moustache may never kiss a woman in public.(Iowa Dumb Laws)