Dumb Laws Jokes / Recent Jokes

It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory.(South Dakota Dumb Laws)

If a child burps during church, his parent may be arrested. It is illegal to go whale fishing. It is illegal for bar owners to sell beer unless they are simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup. It is illegal for a mother to give her daughter a perm without a state license. Lehigh: Doughnut holes may not be sold Omaha: Sneezing or burping is illegal during a church service.Waterloo: Barbers are forbidden from eating onions between 7 A.M. and 7 P.M.

It is illegal to stab yourself to gain someone`s pity.(Dumb Laws - Alabama)

It is illegal to drive a camel on the highway. Las Vegas: It's against the law to pawn your dentures.It's still "legal" to hang someone for shooting your dog on your property. Clark County: An ordinance makes bringing a concealable fire arm into the county illegal unless it is registered with the Las Vegas Metropolitan Police Department. In order to register a handgun, however, it must be brought in to the police station. Furthermore, you may not register a gun on the weekends, but the police may prosecute you at that time. Elko: Everyone walking the streets is required to wear a mask. Eureka: Men who wear moustaches are forbidden from kissing women. Nyala: A man is forbidden from buying drinks for more than three people other than himself at any one period during the day. In Eureka: Men who have mustaches are forbidden from kissing women.

Seven or more Indians are considered a raiding or war party and it is legal to shoot them.(Montana Dumb Laws)

You cannot sell the clothes you are wearing to pay off a gambling debt. You may not tap your feet, nod your head, or in any way keep time to the music in a tavern, restaurant, or cafe.It is considered an offense to check into a hotel under an assumed name.It is illegal to pick seaweed up off of the beach.Any cattle that crosses state roads must be fitted with a device to gather
its feces. You may not run machinery on Sundays.On Sundays citizens may not relieve themselves while looking up. White Mountain Nat. Forest: If a person is caught raking the beaches, picking up litter, hauling away trash, building a bench for the park, or many other kind things without a permit, he/she may be fined $150 for' 'maintaining the national forest without a permit''.

It is a capital offense to inadvertently kill someone while attempting suicide.(South Carolina Dumb Laws)