Dur Jokes

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    A Guide To Man-Machine Interface

    USER-FRIENDLY
    C: DUR
    Command not found. Try retyping

    USER-HELPFUL
    C: DUR
    I don't understand DUR. Do you mean DIR?

    USER-UNFRIENDLY
    C: DUR
    C: DUR
    C: DUR
    C: DUR

    USER-HOSTILE
    C: DUR
    Ha! A mistake! I'm sure you meant to say FORMAT, so that's what I'll do.

    USER-INDIFFERENT
    C: DUR
    DUR?

    USER-PATRONIZING
    C: DUR
    Now, that's not quite right is it? Let's try again; this time, use the manual that the nice salesperson gave you when you bought me.

    USER-OBSEQUIOUS
    C: DUR
    I'm so very, very sorry but I don't understand that. I'm sure it was my fault, but if you would please try again I'll do my best.

    USER-SARCASTIC
    C: DUR
    Well, Look who's made a mistake then. Very unusual, I don't think.

    USER-INSULTING
    C: DUR
    F*ck off
    C: DIR
    F*ck off

    USER-SMUG
    C: DUR
    No
    C: DOR
    Nope
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