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USER-FRIENDLY
C: DUR
Command not found. Try retyping

USER-HELPFUL
C: DUR
I don't understand DUR. Do you mean DIR?

USER-UNFRIENDLY
C: DUR
C: DUR
C: DUR
C: DUR

USER-HOSTILE
C: DUR
Ha! A mistake! I'm sure you meant to say FORMAT, so that's what I'll do.

USER-INDIFFERENT
C: DUR
DUR?

USER-PATRONIZING
C: DUR
Now, that's not quite right is it? Let's try again; this time, use the manual that the nice salesperson gave you when you bought me.

USER-OBSEQUIOUS
C: DUR
I'm so very, very sorry but I don't understand that. I'm sure it was my fault, but if you would please try again I'll do my best.

USER-SARCASTIC
C: DUR
Well, Look who's made a mistake then. Very unusual, I don't think.

USER-INSULTING
C: DUR
F*ck off
C: DIR
F*ck off

USER-SMUG
C: DUR
No
C: DOR
Nope
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