Economy Jokes / Recent Jokes

Two husbands leaning on a bar in the pub.
"Did you give your wife a lecture on economy like I told you?"
"Yes, I certainly did."
"And what was the result?"
"I've got to give up smoking!"

The Commerce Department's NationalTelecommunications Information Administration and the AgricultureDepartment's Rural Utility Service are spearheading a $7.2 billion stimulusinitiative to expand broadband access to ruralAmericalikeAshville,North Carolina.
In a related story,West Virginia is petitioning the government forfunding to broadcast color television and for push button telephone service.

NORTH POLE (API) - MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire Christmas at a press conference held via satellite from Santa's summer estate somewhere in the southern hemisphere.

In the deal, Microsoft would gain exclusive rights to Christmas, Reindeer, and other unspecified inventions. In addition, Microsoft will gain access to millions of households through the Santa Sleigh. The announcement also included a notice that beginning Jan 1, 1997, Christmas and the Reindeer names would be copyrighted by Microsoft. This move was facilitated by the recently acquired MS Court.

Microsoft stated its commitment to "all who have made Christmas great," and vowed to "make licensing of the Christmas and Reindeer names available to all." It is believed that the guidelines for licensing these names, due before Halloween, will be very strict. When asked "Why buy Christmas?" Bill Gates replied "Microsoft has been more...

A Wisconsin Qdoba restaurant worker was accused of trashing the place in an attempt to get fired and collect unemployment compensation. Pete Towshend did the same thing when he worked for Holiday Inn.

Sat my three kids down at the dinner table the other day and told them, "Due to the current state of the economy, I am going to have to let one of you go."

Maria Bartiromo tells Stephen we shouldn't have knee-jerk reactions to the Wall Street collapse.

The Obama economy is so bad that at the next White House beer summit, they will be serving Natural Light.