Ecstacy Jokes

About Making Love...
The Italian says:
"When I've a finished a makina da love withah my wife, I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees. She floats 6 inches above a da bed in ecstacy."
The Frenchman replies:
"Zat is noting. When Ah've finished making ze love with ze wife, Ah kiss all ze way down her boody, and zen Ah lick za soles of her feet wiz mah tongue. She floats 12 inches above ze bed in pure ecstacy."
The Redneck says:
"That's aint nothing. When I've finished porkin' the ole lady, I git out of bed, walk over to the winder and wipe my weener on the curtains. My woman well,,,,,,
she hits the freakin' ceiling."