Eddie Murphy Jokes / Recent Jokes
Rumor has it that former Spice Girl Melanie "Scary Spice" Brown is pregnant by Eddie Murphy.
Which will make this the world's first baby to be born a has-been.
"Eddie Murphy has reportedly told a Dutch TV station, that he is not the father of Scary Spice's child-to-be. Great news for people concerned with the coming of the Anti-Christ, terrible news for manufacturer's of silver bullets."