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There were these three models going by air to a photo shoot, Elle Mcpherson, Cindy Crawford, and Naomi Campbell. Halfway through the flight the plane had engine trouble, the pilot warned the girls to assume the crash position, just in case they went down. Elle put on more make-up saying, "They always rescued the beautiful ones first". Cindy donned her jewelery claiming, "They would rescue the richest one first", upon which Naomi, threw off all her clothes, pressing herself against the window saying "You're both wrong, the first thing they look for is the Black Box"!

Une portugaise va au ski pour la premiere fois et prend un moniteur.
Le premier jour, le moniteur lui fait descendre une toute petite pente, elle se debrouille comme une reine. Le deuxieme jour, elle tente la _vraie_ verte, toujours impeccable. Le troisieme jour, une bleue, toujours parfait... Et au bout de la semaine, elle skie partout. Le moniteur lui dit: " Demain, Consuela, on monte en haut de la station... et puis TOUT SCHUSS!!! " La portugaise lui repond: " Moi, i