Elton John Jokes

Elton John is sick of American Bands' style, saying "The tattoos, the piercings, the t-shirts....It's not pretty, it's not pleasant it's not exciting...Please stop it now." Elton John then went on to say "The only accessories a true rock-n-roll star needs are marshmallow moons, stars, horseshoes, pots of gold, rainbows, red balloons and clovers."

If Jesus was gay, he would have turned water into Mai Tais.

World breathes sigh of relief; returns attention to Israel/Palestine.

In a push to diversify characters, DC Comics has announced that the newest incarnation of Batwoman will be a lesbian.

In related news, Elton John is in talks to purchase the rights to play her in the big-screen adaptation.

Of this, John says, “I am THE BatBitch, bitch!”

Elton John wants to ban religion completely because it promotes "hatred towards gay people." For the same reason, I would like to ban "Candle In The Wind."