Elton Jokes

What do you get when you cross Mariah Carey and Elton John? Nothing. Elton John prefers men.

Elton John is sick of American Bands' style, saying "The tattoos, the piercings, the t-shirts....It's not pretty, it's not pleasant it's not exciting...Please stop it now." Elton John then went on to say "The only accessories a true rock-n-roll star needs are marshmallow moons, stars, horseshoes, pots of gold, rainbows, red balloons and clovers."

Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?
Because he was trying to cut down to one fag a day!

Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis? Because he was trying to cut down to one fag a day!

elton john and rod stewart are walking down the road when they see a woman with her head stuck in between a fence and rod walks over and takes her from behind and says to elton go on have a go and elton replies oohhh i would never get my head between those railings.