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What do you get when you cross Mariah Carey and Elton John? Nothing. Elton John prefers men.

Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?
Because he was trying to cut down to one fag a day!

Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis? Because he was trying to cut down to one fag a day!

Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay looking out over the harbour. One of them pointed to a ferry and asked, "Elton, what's that?" "That's a ferry-boat, George my love," answered Elton." Oooh!" Squealed George, "I knew there was a lot of us, but I didn't know we had our own navy!"

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Elton!
Elton who?
Elton old lady to cross the road!

elton john and rod stewart are walking down the road when they see a woman with her head stuck in between a fence and rod walks over and takes her from behind and says to elton go on have a go and elton replies oohhh i would never get my head between those railings.

Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay looking out over the harbour. One of them pointed to a ferry and asked, "Elton, what's that?""That's a ferry-boat, George my love," answered Elton."Oooh!" Squealed George, "I knew there was a lot of us, but I didn't know we had our own navy!"