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Elton goes to his friend's house, rings the bell, and the wife answers the door.
"Hi, is Gilbert home?"
"No he went to the store."
"Well, do you mind if I wait?"
"No come in."
They sit down and Elton says, "You know Nora, you have the greatest breasts
I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred bucks if I could just see one".
Nora thinks about this for a second and figures what the hell - it'a a
hundred bucks, after all! She opens her robe and shows him one.
He promptly thanks her and throws a 100 bucks on the table. They sit there
a while longer and Elton says "They're so beautiful I gotta see the both of
them. I'll give you another 100 bucks if I could just see both of them
together."
Again, Nora thinks about this, then decides what the hell and opens her robe
to give Elton a nice long look. Elton thanks her and throws another 100
bucks on the more...
Elton John is sick of American Bands' style, saying "The tattoos, the piercings, the t-shirts....It's not pretty, it's not pleasant it's not exciting...Please stop it now." Elton John then went on to say "The only accessories a true rock-n-roll star needs are marshmallow moons, stars, horseshoes, pots of gold, rainbows, red balloons and clovers."
What's the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana? One's composing, the other is decomposing.
What does Philip Christy and Elton John have in common? They both play the skin flute!!!