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What happened when Ray Johnson fell off the Empire State Building?
Now everyone calls him x-ray.

Theres a smart blond, gothic preist, and a dog ontop of the empire state bulding.wich one hits the ground first? the dog the other two dont exisit!

Why did the Roman Empire collapse? What is Latin for office automation?

Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings - they did it by killing all those who opposed them.

Godzilla, King Kong, and a smart blonde are all on the Empire State Building. Who jumps first?
None. Because none of them exist!