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Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were in danger of being boarded by a pirate ship. As the crew became frantic, the captain bellowed to his First Mate, "Bring me my red shirt!"
The First Mate quickly retrieved the captain's red shirt, which the captain put on and led the crew to battle the pirate boarding party. Although some casualties occurred among the crew, the pirates were repelled.
Later that day, the lookout screamed that there were two pirate vessels sending boarding parties. The crew cowered in fear, but the captain, calm as ever bellowed, "Bring me my red shirt!"
And once again the battle was on. The Captain and his crew repelled both boarding parties, however this time more casualties occurred. Weary from the battles, the men sat around on deck that night recounting the day's occurrences when an ensign looked to the Captain and asked, "Sir, why did you call for your red shirt before the more...

In the days where tall, wooden ships sailed the high seas, there was this one ship
sailing during a war. That morning, the lookout shouted, "enemy ship on the horizon."
The captain said to hisensign, "Get me my red shirt." The ensign, rather bewildered
from this odd request, did as his captain ordered. Thought the battle was a long one,
the captain and his crew managed to fend off the enemy ship.
Later that day, the lookout shouted, "two enemy ships on the horizon." As before,
the captain said to his ensign, "Get me my red shirt." And, as before, the ensign
did as his captain asked. The battle took the rest of the day to fight, and managed
to defeat the two enemy ships.
That evening, the ensign asked his captain, "Sir, Why, before every battle, do you
ask for your red shirt." The captain replied, "Well, if I am wounded in battle, the
blood will not show and the crew will more...