Epitaph Jokes / Recent Jokes

Tombstone Epitaph In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery:Here lies an AtheistAll dressed upAnd no place to go.

Tombstone Epitaph Someone determined to be anonymous in Stowe, Vermont:I was somebody.Who, is no business of yours.

Tombstone Epitaph: Playing with names in a Ruidoso, New Mexico, cemetery: Here liesJohnny YeastPardon meFor not rising

Tombstone Epitaph in Memory of an accident in a Uniontown, Pennsylvania cemetery: Here lies the bodyof Jonathan BlakeStepped on the gasInstead of the brake.

Tombstone Epitaph Someone determined to be anonymous in Stowe, Vermont: I was somebody. Who, is no business of yours.