Anna Jokes

BRAIN - SYSTEM: Attention. Alert registered.
CENTRAL: Alert? Number One, report!
NUMBER ONE: Sir! We're picking up loud music.
CENTRAL: Music? We were just asleep!
NUMBER ONE: Yes sir. Ears report it's "The Last Train to Clarksville."
CENTRAL: Good lord, are we being tortured?
NUMBER ONE: Sir, Eyes are functional and request instruction.
CENTRAL: Tell them to open up and try to find out what is going on.
NUMBER ONE: Scope! Okay, I see darkness... darkness... Wait, there's a
woman sleeping there.
CENTRAL: A woman?
NUMBER ONE: Sir, Libido Station wants to know if it is Anna Kournikova.
CENTRAL: Forget about Libido. What can you tell me?
NUMBER ONE: Sir, Memory reports a near perfect match to "wife," sir.
CENTRAL: Well of course. Keep looking.
NUMBER ONE: Sir, urgent report from Stomach on the horn, do you want to take it?
CENTRAL: Stomach, what's going on?
STOMACH: Sir, we've taken a more...

Anna sat on an ant hill at a picnic with most unfortunate results. She asked her sister to send a telegram to their mother and tell her what had happened. The sister, faced with the problem of telling the tale in a way acceptable to Western Union and having only enough money for a six-word wire, came up with this message: "ANACIN HOSPITAL ADAMANT BITTER ASININE PLACES."

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Anna.
Anna who?
Anna other Easter Bunny! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Anna!
Anna who?
Annather brick in the wall! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Anna!
Anna who?
Anna Nother thing, how many times do I have to knock on this door before you open it? Knock Knock
Who's there!
Anna!
Anna who?
Anna one, anna two...! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Anna!
Anna who?
Anna-tomical! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Anna!
Anna who?
Anna going to tell you!

Anna's mother has 3 kids... the youngest daughter's name is Penny... the middle daughter's name is Nickel... What is the oldest daughter's name?
You think you know it???
Aww.. a smart one you are! You were probably thinking her name was Dime... but if you were really smart you would know that the oldest daughters name is Anna!!!

Anna's mother has 3 kids... the youngest daughter's name is Penny... the middle daughter's name is Nickel... What is the oldest daughter's name? You think you know it??? Aww.. a smart one you are! You were probably thinking her name was Dime... but if you were really smart you would know that the oldest daughters name is Anna!!!