Anna Nicole Smith Jokes

March 26 - April 1

"We found no evidence to suggest homicide. But looking in Stern's eyes I know it was him."

- Broward County Medical Examiner Joshua Perper, explaining the results of Anna Nicole Smith's autopsy.

Anna Nicole Smith's boyfriend Howard K. Stern and two doctors were charged with giving thousands of prescription drugs to the former Playboy Playmate. Yesterday Rush Limbaugh posted bond for Stern and hired him as his housekeeper.

Florida's 4th District Court of Appeals has cleared Anna Nicole Smith's body for burial in the Bahamas. The body will first have to be prepared for shipping, including removal of footwear for airport security.

According to a lengthy statement from Ms. Smith's coroner, the starlet died from global warming. As Al Gore predicted.

When asked to comment on Anna Nicole Smith's pregnancy, Hugh Hefner, her former boss, expressed shock, saying "I didn't know she went vag!"