Burial Jokes

The lawyer cabled his client overseas:' Your mother-in-law passed away in her sleep. Shall we order burial, embalming or cremation?'

Back came the reply,' Take no chances - order all three.'

Bill went on a vacation to the Middle East with most of his family including his mother-in-law. During their vacation and while they were visiting Jerusalem, Bill's mother-in-law died. With the death certificate in hand, Bill went to the American Consulate Office to make arrangements to send the body back to the States for proper burial.
The Consul after hearing of the death of the mother-in-law told Bill, "My friend, the cost of sending of a body back to the States for burial is very very expensive. It could cost as much as $5,000.00 dollars."
The Consul continues, in most cases the person responsible for the remains, normally decides to bury the body here. This would only cost $150.00 dollars. Bill thinks for some time and answers the Consul, "I don't care how much it will cost to send the body back; that's what I want to do."
The Consul after hearing this says, "You must have loved your mother-in-law very much considering the difference in price more...

During their vacation and while they were visiting Jerusalam, George's mother-in-law died.With death certificates in hand, George went to the American Consulate Office to make arrangements to send the body back to the states for proper burial.The Consul, after hearing of the death of the
mother-in-law told George that the sending of a body back to the states for burial is very, very expensive. It could cost as much as $5,000.00.The Consul continues, in most cases the person responsible for the remains normally decides to bury the body here. This would only cost $150.00.George thinks for some time and answers, "I don't care how much it will cost to send the body back; that's what I want to do."The Consul, after hearing this, says, "You must have loved your mother-in-law very much consdering the difference in price.""No, it's not that," says George. "You see, I know of a case years ago of a person that was buried here in Jerusalem. On the third more...

Florida's 4th District Court of Appeals has cleared Anna Nicole Smith's body for burial in the Bahamas. The body will first have to be prepared for shipping, including removal of footwear for airport security.

George went on a vacation to the Middle East with most of his family, including his mother-in-law. During their vacation, and while they were visiting Jerusalem, George's mother-in-law died.
With the death certificate in hand, George went to the American Consulate Office to make arrangements to send the body back to the States for proper burial.
The Consul, after hearing of the death of the mother-in-law, told George, "My friend, the sending of a body back to the States for burial is very, very expensive. It could cost as much as $5,000 dollars." The Consul continued, "In most of these cases, the person responsible for the remains normally decides to bury the body here. This would only cost $150 dollars".
George thinks for some time, and answers the Consul, "I don't care how much it will cost to send the body back. That's what I want to do."
The Consul, after hearing this says, "You must have loved your mother-in-law very much, more...