Nicole Jokes

Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie were shopping when Paris suddenly realized she locked her keys in the car. So they went back and Paris got out her tweezers to try to pick the lock. She tried for a couple of minutes and then Nicole gave it a try. "Hurry!" Paris said. "It’s starting to rain. And the top is down!"

so there were 3 young nuns named jasmine who was 29 nicole who was 28 and jessica who was 22 in a small church painting the inside cause it had not even opened yet and it was so hot so nicole all of a sudden just took her cloethes off and said hey were all women here so then jasmine and jessica took there cloethes off too.then they heard a knock on the door they said who is it? blind man, he answered so they thought oh well thats ok cause you know he cant see so jasmine said just 1 minute and she went to the door and said welcome and hes like yeah ok nice boobs and which window does these blinds go on??

Anna Nicole Smith's boyfriend Howard K. Stern and two doctors were charged with giving thousands of prescription drugs to the former Playboy Playmate. Yesterday Rush Limbaugh posted bond for Stern and hired him as his housekeeper.

(Hi guys, I received these jokes from a friend. May be a little outdated but still enjoyable.)
1) When Paula Barbieri signed up for MCI friends and family, what was the first number she gave?
- "911"
2) What was the best selling Halloween Costume the previuos year?
- An O. J. Simpson costume.
Why are stores refusing to carry it?
- They are always returned because the gloves don't fit.
3) Who's the dumbest person in America?
- OJ's next girlfriend!
4) The Florida Orange Growers Association has offered to pay all of OJ's legal bills on one
condition.
- He has to change his name to snapple.
5) Why did OJ's kids want to live with their dad?
- They knew they could get away with murder.
6) Where was Kato Kalin between 9 and 12?
- In the fourth grade.
7) What did Johnny Cochran say when accused of beating his wife?
- At least I didn't kill her like some people I know.
8) It seems that Bob more...

A team of doctors have been trying to help Nicole Richie and her "inability" to gain weight. After days of confusion, the team of nutrition specialists concluded that she should eat foods rather than cocaine and vodka.