Anna Nicole Smith Jokes / Recent Jokes

Anna Nicole Smith today ordered an "expert" to perform the second autopsy on her deceased son, saying "I just didn't trust that first guy."

A second round of toxicology tests reveal Anna Nicole Smith's son died of a toxic combination of methadone and the antidepressants Zoloft and Lexapro.

Note to Anna's new baby: whatever you do, avoid mom's home cooking.

According to a lengthy statement from Ms. Smith's coroner, the starlet died from global warming. As Al Gore predicted.

Anna Nicole Smith's boyfriend Howard K. Stern and two doctors were charged with giving thousands of prescription drugs to the former Playboy Playmate. Yesterday Rush Limbaugh posted bond for Stern and hired him as his housekeeper.

When asked to comment on Anna Nicole Smith's pregnancy, Hugh Hefner, her former boss, expressed shock, saying "I didn't know she went vag!"

Anna Nicole Smith's son, Danny, who was featured in her reality show, died three days after her daughter was born. Sobbed the distraught ex-stripper, "First my 85-year-old husband, now my son. I just keep losing everyone I use."