Anna Nicole Smith Jokes / Recent Jokes

Anna Nicole Smith's son died this September 11th while in the Bahamas.

A grieving Nicole Smith said, "These past five years, I kept hearing so much about September 11th, and now I get it. But how did everyone know?"

Anna Nicole Smith got $650 thousand for photos of her dead son. A grieving Anna Nicole sobbed, "I should've taken more pictures."

Florida's 4th District Court of Appeals has cleared Anna Nicole Smith's body for burial in the Bahamas. The body will first have to be prepared for shipping, including removal of footwear for airport security.

Reports have surfaced that American intelligence agencies were bugging Princess Diana's telephone over her relationship with a U.S. billionaire.
A spokesperson for the CIA defended the practice and indicated that the agency still has over 400 hours of Anna Nicole Smith tapes waiting to be translated into English.

March 26 - April 1

"We found no evidence to suggest homicide. But looking in Stern's eyes I know it was him."

- Broward County Medical Examiner Joshua Perper, explaining the results of Anna Nicole Smith's autopsy.