Ben Jokes

One day Luke gets fed up with life as a farmer so he goes to see Old Ben the local magician.

Luke: Ben I'm really fed up being a farmer can you turn me into something else?

Ben: Like what?

Luke: Well I guess it would be cool to be a Dewback.

Ben: Ok but only if you're sure.

Luke: I'm sure all right but let me go off and have one last drink as a human.

Luke goes off to have his drink.

Owen and Beru are getting worried so they go and see Old Ben to see if he knows where Luke is.

Owen: Hey Ben have you seen Luke today?

Ben: Yes. he's gone for a drink but he won't be Dewback until later.

Bens dad was building a pine bookshelf and Ben was watching and occasionally helping. What are the holes for? Ben asked. Theyre knot holes, said his dad. What are they, then, if theyre not holes? asked Ben.

When Ben hit his thumb with a hammer he let out a few choice words. Shocked by her sons outburst, his mother said, "Dont you dare use that kind of language in here." "William Shakespeare did," replied Ben. "Well, youd better stop going around with him," said Mom.

Knock Knock Who's there! Ben and Anna! Ben and Anna who? Ben and Anna split!

Knock Knock Who's there! Ben Hur! Ben Hur who? Ben Hur an hour - let me in!