Ben Jokes / Recent Jokes

Knock Knock Who's there! Ben and Anna! Ben and Anna who? Ben and Anna split!

Knock Knock Who's there! Ben Hur! Ben Hur who? Ben Hur an hour - let me in!

One day Luke gets fed up with life as a farmer so he goes to see Old Ben the local magician.

Luke: Ben I'm really fed up being a farmer can you turn me into something else?

Ben: Like what?

Luke: Well I guess it would be cool to be a Dewback.

Ben: Ok but only if you're sure.

Luke: I'm sure all right but let me go off and have one last drink as a human.

Luke goes off to have his drink.

Owen and Beru are getting worried so they go and see Old Ben to see if he knows where Luke is.

Owen: Hey Ben have you seen Luke today?

Ben: Yes. he's gone for a drink but he won't be Dewback until later.

Knock KnockWhos there! Ben! Ben who? Ben knocking on this door all morning!

A small white guy walks into an elevator and notices a huge black dude standing next to him. The big black guy looks down at the small white guy and says, "Seven feet tall, 350 pounds, 20-inch dick, 3-pound left ball, 3-pound right ball, Ben Dover." The small white guy faints!
The big guy picks up the small guy and brings him to, slapping his face and shaking him before he booms out, "What's wrong?"
The small guy says, "Excuse me, but what did you say?"
The big guy looks down and says, "Seven feet tall, 350 pounds, 20-inch Dick, 3-pound left ball, 3-pound right ball, my name is Ben Dover."
The small white guy says, "Thank god! The first time I thought you had said,' Bend over!'"

Bens dad was building a pine bookshelf and Ben was watching and occasionally helping. What are the holes for? Ben asked. Theyre knot holes, said his dad. What are they, then, if theyre not holes? asked Ben.

Ben's dad was building a pine bookshelf and Ben was watching and occasionally helping.' What are the holes for? ' Ben asked.' They're knot holes,' said his dad.' What are they, then, if they're not holes? ' asked Ben.