Ben Jokes / Recent Jokes
When Ben hit his thumb with a hammer he let out a few choice words. Shocked by her son's outburst, his mother said,' Don't you dare use that kind of language in this house.'
' William Shakespeare did,' replied Ben.
' Well, then, you'd better stop going around with him,' said mum.
When Ben hit his thumb with a hammer he let out a few choice words. Shocked by her sons outburst, his mother said, "Dont you dare use that kind of language in here." "William Shakespeare did," replied Ben. "Well, youd better stop going around with him," said Mom.
Sitting beside Ben in the bar was the ugliest woman he'd ever laid eyes on; so ugly was she, in feet, that he refused each and every one of her advances.
After a while, having had one too many, the woman said, "Y'know, mishter, if I have one more drink I'm really gonna feel it."
Turning to the woman, Ben said, "Ttell the truth, sister, if I have one more drink, I prob'Iy won't mind."
Ben's dad was building a pine bookshelf and Ben was watching and occasionally helping.' What are the holes for? ' Ben asked.
' They're knot holes,' said his dad.
' What are they, then, if they're not holes? ' asked Ben.
There was a plane crash on this unknown island and there were 3 survivors, Mark, Steve and Ben all mates. They ran into the leader of a tribe on the island and the tribe leader said “normally we eat trespassers on this island but 2day is your lucky day! You have to do 2 things and if you fail them you will be eaten”. The men had no choice but to accept the offer. The leader said to them all to go out into the forest and find 10 peices of the same fruit then bring them back. About fifteen minutes later Mark came back with 10 apples. “So now what do I do”? The leader said “Now you need to stick those ten peices of fruit up ur ass without pulling a face or making any noises”! So the man does about five tjen makes a noise of pain. The leader says “rules are rules” so the tribe eat him and up to heaven he goes. Steve comes back with 10 cherries.
He askes “what now”? The tribe leader tells him to stick them all up his ass without pulling a face or making any noises more...
A country man between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats.
- Ben Franklin
Yo Mama is so old the key on Ben Franklin's kite was to her apartment!