"Sitting beside Ben in the bar" joke

Sitting beside Ben in the bar was the ugliest woman he'd ever laid eyes on; so ugly was she, in feet, that he refused each and every one of her advances.
After a while, having had one too many, the woman said, "Y'know, mishter, if I have one more drink I'm really gonna feel it."
Turning to the woman, Ben said, "Ttell the truth, sister, if I have one more drink, I prob'Iy won't mind."

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