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When Ben hit his thumb with a

When Ben hit his thumb with a hammer he let out a few choice words. Shocked by her son's outburst, his mother said, "Don't you dare use that kind of language in here." "William Shakespeare did," replied Ben. "Well, you'd better stop going around with him," said Mom.

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Osama Jokes

Overheard deep within the mountains of Afghanistan:
Where is Osama Ben Laden? He's in the Wit-less Protection Program
We just read that the Taliban law considers kite-flying useless and an obstacle to education. Leave it to a terrorist country to believe you only fly something to kill.
There once was a creep called Ben Laden
He once ruled the squeamish Taliban-en
Until he messed with the States
Now his downfall is fate
And he'll soon be known as the dearly departed.
Osama Ben Laden declares a holy war?
>From which hole?
T is for the times you tried to hurt us
E is for the Evil that implores you
R is for Revenge which you deserve
R is for Reasons America will surive
O is for "our flag was still there"
R is for recovery that we'll restore.
I is for the Ignorance that fuels you.
S is for your leader who is Satan
T is for our towers... they'll be back.