Erases Jokes

How do you recognize a Sardar in School?

He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.

Enjoy 5 Short Sardar Jokes! ? Q: How Do You Recognize A Santa’s Son In School? A: He Is The One Who Erases The Books When The Teacher Erases The Board.? Santa: I Kiss My Wife Everyday Before Leaving For Office, What About You? Banta: Me Too, After You Leave.? Banta: Guess What I Heard In The Pub? They Reckon The Milkman Has Made Love To Every Woman In Our Street Except One. ”Wife: I’ll Bet It’s That Stuck-Up Rupa At Number 14.? Santa Was Caught For Speeding And Went Before The Judge. The Judge Said: What Will You Take 30 Days Or Rs 3000. Santa: I Think I’ll Take The Money.? The Judge Read The Charges, Then Asked: Are You The Defendant In This Case? No, Your Honor, ” Replied Banta, “I’ve Got A Lawyer To Do The Defendin’. I’m The Person Who Done It.

Udurawana bought a new mobile.
He sent a message everyone from his Phone Book & said
"My MobileNo. Has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310 Now it is 6610"

Udurawana: I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College.
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Udurawana: No he is not studying, they r Studying him.

Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Udurawana: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr.. ...
Interviewer shouts: Stop it.
Udurawana: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...

Udurawana: Doctor, In my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Udurawana: Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.

Udurawana: If I die will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister.
But if I die will u remarry?
Udurawana: No, I'll also stay with your sister
Udurawana: People consider me as a "GOD"
Wife: How do you know??
Udurawana: When I went to the Park more...

Udurawana bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said "My MobileNo. Has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310 Now it is 6610"
Udurawana: I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College.
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Udurawana: No he is not studying, they r Studying him.
Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Udurawana: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr.. ...
Interviewer shouts: Stop it.
Udurawana: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...
Udurawana: Doctor, In my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Udurawana: Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.
Udurawana: If I die will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Udurawana: No, I'll also stay with your sister
Udurawana: People consider me as a "GOD"
Wife: How do you know??
Udurawana: When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
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