Ese Jokes

Once two people were flyin a plane. one was a white from america. after a while he asked a question to the other person: 1st
Person:"what ese are you?" the other one did not understand it. after sometime he asked him the same question,"what ese are
You?", the other man got angry and irritated and replied, what you just asked me makes no sense. so the aqmerican replied,"oh i
Just wanted to know if you are a chinese, japenese, vietnamese etc. he replied'japenese". then the japanese asked the
American, what key are u >?? The american did not understand, again he asked what key are you? the american got furious and
Irritated. the japanese cooly replied'i meant to say are you a donkey, monkey, yankee etc??"

On a flight from Saigon to Los Angeles, an American sat beside a Vietnamese. American asked Vietnamese, "What kind of "ese" are you?"
Excuse me?"

"What kind of "ese" are you?"

"Excuse me, I don't understand what you meant."

"Stupid! Are you Vietnamese, Chinese or Japanese?"

"Oh! I am a Vietnamese."

After 2 hours. Vietnamese asked American: "What kind of "kee" are you?

"What? What do you mean by key?"

"Are you monkey, donkey or Yankee."