Esteem Jokes

In ancient Greece, Socrates was reputed to hold knowledge in the highest esteem.

One day an acquaintance met the great philosopher and said, "Socrates, do you know what I just heard about your friend?"


"Hold on a minute," Socrates replied. "Before telling me anything I'd like you to pass a little test. It's called the Triple Filter Test."

"Triple filter?"

"That's right," Socrates continued. "Before you talk to me about my friend, it might be a good idea to take a moment and filter what you're going to say.

The first filter is Truth. Have you made absolutely sure that what you are about to tell me is absolutely true?

"N o," the man said, "I actually just heard about it and..."

"All right," said Socrates. "So you don't really know if it's true or not. Now let's try the second filter, the filter of Goodness. Is what more...

I have trouble dating the women with low self esteem. You know, the kind that say "You don't like me. You don't love me. You think I'm ugly." And that really bothers me, cause what's she trying to say? I fuck ugly chicks?

other people thought this was funny.

jesus probably even had low self esteem, he grew up in a very jewish place, early in life nobody believed in him, he might have not believed in himself at one point.

You hear a lot about coke whores...

Trashy girls with low self esteem who'll do anything for whatever sleazy guy's holding the coke.But you never hear about Pepsi whores.

I guess no one's self esteem is so low that they'll put out for the #2 selling carbonated beverage...