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there is this little girl called fuckherharder she is 16 years old but has a mental condision so she acts younger her mum an dad had 2 go out 1 day an she had 2 stay home alone her mum said 2 her
"do not open the door 2 any 1"
fuckherharder said "ok mummy" but fuckherharder finks she ment let every1 in the house.
every1 had gone out and the milkman came round milkman says
"hey can i have the money 4 the milk plz"
fuckherharder said "come in an wait till my mummy gets bak i dunno how long she will b tho"
the milkman says "would u like 2 show me ur room"
she reply "sure come with me" he sat on her bed an said come her sexy. she went an sat next 2 him he says 2 her
" u c my trousers" she replys "yes they r sticking up in the air how come???" he replys"i have sumfin 2 stick in ur virgina" he takes her clothes off her she doesnt know wot sex is so she thought it woz a more...