Ewok Jokes

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    1> Barbie Wan Kenobie's Malibu Deathstar

    2> Darth Vibrader

    3> "Ewok On A Stick" toilet brushes

    4> Volkswagon's "Return of the Jetta"

    5> Tampex Tampons, now with starfighter X-wings and lightsabre applicator

    6> Darth Vader Ginsberg doll -- Black robe and goofy glasses sold separately

    7> Metamucil - "May the Force run through you!"

    8> McDonald's Ewok Burger Happy Meal

    9> "Do you know me? Probably not, if I'm out of my Stormtrooper uniform. That's why I carry American Express."

    10> Han Solo Cups

    11> R2D2, C3PO & KY4U "Adult Action Figures"

    12> Lando Calrissian Cognac -- 40 Parsecs of smoooooth

    13> Princess Chia

    14> Chewbacca Chew'n T'bacca, from Skoal

    15> The "Princess LeiaMe" blow-up doll

    15. The "Princess LeiaMe" blow-up doll
    14. Chewbacca Chew'n T'bacca, from Skoal
    13. Princess Chia
    12. Lando Calrissian Cognac - 40 Parsecs of smoooooth
    11. R2D2, C3PO & KY4U "Adult Action Figures"
    10. Han Solo Cups
    9. "Do you know me? Probably not, if I'm out of my Stormtrooper uniform. That's why I carry American Express."
    8. McDonald's Ewok Burger Happy Meal
    7. Metamucil - "May the Force run through you!"
    6. Darth Vader Ginsberg doll - Black robe and goofy glasses sold separately
    5. Tampex Tampons, now with starfighter X-wings and lightsabre applicator
    4. Volkswagon's "Return of the Jetta"
    3. "Ewok On A Stick" toilet brushes
    2. Darth Vibrader
    and the Number 1 Rejected Star Wars Trilogy Marketing Tie-in...
    1. Barbie Wan Kenobie's Malibu Deathstar

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