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There is a Brunette, a Red Head, and a Blonde. All of which are about to be exacuted.
So the Brunette goes up first. The guerds hold her and the exacuter says, "Do you have any last requests?" The Brunette replies, "No" So the exacuter shouts, "READY, AIM,..." "EARTHQUAKE!!!" screams the Brunette. Everyone is startled and so she gets away.
Same thing happens with the Red Head, except when the exacuter shouts, "READY, AIM,..." she screams "TORNADO!!!" And yet again, everyone is startled and she gets away.
By this time, the Blonde had figured out what the other girls had done. "Do you have any last requests?" the exacuter asks. "No" the Blonde replies. "READY, AIM,..." "FIRE!!!" the Blonde screams.