Exasperated Jokes / Recent Jokes

Exasperated dragon on the field of battle:
"Mother said there would be knights like this."

An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him "How do you expect to get into Heaven?"
The boy thought it over and said, "Well, I`ll run in and out and in and out and keep slamming the door until St. Peter says, ˜For Heaven`s sake, Dylan, come in or stay out!`"

An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him, "How do you expect to get into Heaven?"? The boy thought it over and said, "Well, I'll run in and out and in an out and keep slamming the door until St. Peter says, 'For Heaven's sake, Dylan, come in or stay out!'"

What did the exasperated Jewish pig say? "Oink Vey"

An exasperated caller to Tech Support couldn't get her new computer to turn on. After ensuring the computer was plugged in, the technician asked her what happened when she pushed the power button. Her response "I pushed and pushed on this foot pedal and nothing happens." The "foot pedal" turned out to be the computer's mouse.