Extravagant Jokes

Glen bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for her birthday.
After hearing about this extravagant gift, a friend of his said, "I thought she wanted one of those sporty four-wheel-drive vehicles."
"She did," Glen replied, "but where the heck was I going to find a fake Jeep?"

My wife sez that Im too extravagant; that if anything ever happens to her, Ill have to beg. I told her Id be fine. I mean look at all the experience Ive got.