Fainted Jokes / Recent Jokes
Yo mama is so short she fainted trying to get on a carpet(or should I say climb on)
How many men did it take to carry Dolly Parton off stage when she fainted? Four - two abreast.
A couple in Sweetwater, Texas had a lot of potted plants, and during a recent cold spell, the wife was bringing a lot of them indoors to protect them from a possible freeze. It turned out that a little green garden grass snake was hidden in one of the plants and when it had warmed up, it slithered out and the wife saw it go under the sofa. She let out a very loud scream.
The husband who was taking a shower ran out into the living room naked to see what the problem was. She told him there was a snake under the sofa. He got down on the floor on his hands and knees to look for it.
About that time the family dog came and cold-nosed him on the leg. He thought the snake had bitten him and he fainted. His wife thought he had a heart attack, so she called an ambulance. The attendants rushed in and loaded him on the stretcher and started carrying him out.
About that time the snake came out from under the sofa and the Emergency Medical Technician saw it and more...
I nearly fainted when the fellow I was out with last night asked me to pet," exclaimed the sweet young thing to her date.
"Really?" said the date. "Then you're gonna die when you hear what / have in mind."
Ram, Shyam and Santa Singh died. When they went up to the clouds, Ram and Shyam were asked to go to Heaven and Santa to hell.
Santa also wanted to go to Heaven and after a lot of pleading, he somehow managed to ask the Judge to have a test in the subjects English, maths and History.
In the English test Ram was asked to spell "cat", Shyam to spell "rat" and santa was asked "Thiruvanthapuram". Santa fainted.
Next day, in Math test, Ram was asked to the table of 2. Shyam, table of 5 and Santa was asked table of 59. Santa fainted again.
In History test, Ram was asked "How many world war has taken place?" He answered "2".
Shyam was asked, "How many people died in second world war?"
He answered "about one million".
Santa was asked to name the people who died in second world war. Santa died again.