"Ram,Shyam And Santa Singh Died" joke
Ram, Shyam and Santa Singh died. When they went up to the clouds, Ram and Shyam were asked to go to Heaven and Santa to hell.
Santa also wanted to go to Heaven and after a lot of pleading, he somehow managed to ask the Judge to have a test in the subjects English, maths and History.
In the English test Ram was asked to spell "cat", Shyam to spell "rat" and santa was asked "Thiruvanthapuram". Santa fainted.
Next day, in Math test, Ram was asked to the table of 2. Shyam, table of 5 and Santa was asked table of 59. Santa fainted again.
In History test, Ram was asked "How many world war has taken place?" He answered "2".
Shyam was asked, "How many people died in second world war?"
He answered "about one million".
Santa was asked to name the people who died in second world war. Santa died again.
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